Getting a police officer Strip-O-Gram is probably quite unlikely, so you might like to have a look at some other suggestions below. Unfortunately there is no traditional alternative.

Jewellery

www.worldwideshoppingmall.co.uk/body-soul/power-copper-bracelets.asp
Copper bracelets. They are supposed to help with arthritis, rheumatism and other aches and pains.

www.jewellers.net/shop_search.html
Do a search to find various items of jewellery.

Stowasis copper water features

www.aquatics-online.co.uk/acatalog/Online_Catalogue_Stowasis_Pure_Copper_Fountains_175.html

www.water-garden.co.uk/water_features/outdoor/outdoorCopperPond.html

www.water-garden.co.uk/water_features/outdoor/outdoorCopperPatio.html

www.water-garden.co.uk/water_features/indoor/indoor.html

Miscellaneous

www.greatbigtrees.com/products.asp
Buy real leaves, covered in copper.

freespace.virgin.net/pots.luck/gallery07.html
Copper vases.

www.haws.co.uk/Indoor_metal.htm
Copper indoor watering cans.

www.craftsinindia.com/products/copper/index.asp
Various copper and brass gifts from India.

www.24carat.co.uk/coins.html
Buy various coins and coin sets.